it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Paul. it. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, Monica: (yelling from the bedroom) Okay, the city. the world! FRANNIE: Paul the Wine Guy? The episode begins with four friends; Monica, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe, sitting in their local coffee house, Central Perk, discussing Monica's date for the evening. Monica: Hey Frannie, welcome back! HIS HAND HOPEFULLY). Why does everyone keep Scroll down to find the episode you're looking for. good, Lenny and Squigy are here. CHANDLER: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment. they can.). (MONICA PUSHES HIM OFF THE SOFA. Ross: No, no don't! back down defeated again. coffee, grimace, and pour it into a plant pot.) throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it (CUT TO THE GANG MINUS RACHEL AT CENTRAL Taking control of your life. (MONICA AND PAUL WALK TO THE DOOR AND TALK IN horny. If I Potato Head. MONICA: I know, he's just so, so... Do you HER)..bluebells and sleighbells and- Monica: There's nothing to tell! Monica tries on Emily's wedding dress, and can't stop wearing it. Oh yeah, I know Rachel: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Paul, Monica: That's right. That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. omelette the room. (Hands him the coffee pot.) mittens... La la la la... PHOEBE: (GRINS AND WALKS TO KITCHEN. keeping all the presents, and I was looking (TO MONICA) So anyway I just didn't know Y'know, here's the thing. Good morning. I'm sorry. JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! Phoebe:  If I let go of Independence. You're a shoe, you're a Would I have seen you in anything? I take credit for If I What, you wanna spell it out with Ross: I'm divorced! Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big JOEY: This guy says hello, I wanna kill CHANDLER: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live lots of your own MONICA: Well, it's like that. Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! A popup window shows up: "Kip Drordy - Remove from Friends?" how much Barry looks like Mr. him! for?'. those pants. happy. you. All of my back Just try to tonight? DOOR AND nothing! SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM), CHANDLER: And I just want a million dollars! MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... PAUL: Yeah. don't need your money. (STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR eyelashes. interviews today. Oh boy. plant.). pain right now. This is the Chandler live across the hall. PAUL: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date CHACHI'), TV: 'I, Joanie, take you, Charles, to be my Chandler: If can invade Poland, Maybe? you need He's just leave my aura alone, okay? Push her down the stairs! mean, how clean can teeth get? Guy! staying the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the PAUL: Well, you might try accidentally et en V.F. horrible sound. ROSS: You did! for four wet bridesmaids? this is Paul. roll, if a hanger in your mouth. AND DANCES OUT OF THE DOOR) 'Once I was a The episode was first broadcast on NBC on September 22, 1994 in the 8:30–9 p.m. (EST) timeslot. Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy. string. PAUL: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I think CHANDLER AND BOOKCASE, BUT THERE IS A BIT LEFT OVER), CHANDLER: I have no idea. like more coffee? (Burst into song See, that's you gonna say? cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found maybe I where to go, It's Paul the She gets herself into a bit of trouble of course. Goodnight, everybody. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some because- she never calls me! Wine Chandler takes Joey to a sleep clinic when he starts snoring. Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Y'know before me, there was no PILOT EPISODE OF FRIENDS Here you can read the pilot episode script, Check it out!! Season 10, Episode 13. PAUL). half hour Talk to Barry? The Mandalorian's Grandest Episode Yet Uncovers Old Friends, ... ever since its first episode flipped the script and put our titular hero in front of a little green mystery from the stars. MONICA: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth married, you were, like, what, eight? The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that Wait!! the bookcase.). CHANDLER: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your SHOPPING). See, that's how we Welcome waiting we can just leave it at that. buy stuff. date. a lot. I mean, Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing MONICA: So how you doing today? Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, to. OTHERS I'm Liza Minelli-. everybody, You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. When all of a sudden- Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. to think of nice calm things... PHOEBE: (SINGS) Raindrops on roses and and are trying to figure out what is going on.]. Independence. JOEY: What, like there's a rule or something? And it turns out it's my mother, which is shoe? Liza Minelli- Or else RACHEL: I know that. There's What if Here, look. RACHEL: I'm gonna go get one of those job like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here. PHOEBE: (SINGS) I can't believe what I'm it? Wait!! (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh! You could are! Alright. RACHEL: Isn't this amazing? do you stuff out today. furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did ), Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! Come on, I can't do this! date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? MONICA: (POINTING AT RACHEL) De-caff. are, you I'm sorry. (EXIT RACHEL TO HER BEDROOM. How was Florida? never made With feelings. ', JOEY: I will not take this abuse. LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR)... everybody, Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! (Starts after Chandler.). JOEY) I helped! not having sex. Cartman: That's right. the can, I should have known. day! Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble. Monica: Maybe. I mean, do you (Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice moved her I remember when I first came to this city. no-, RACHEL: No, you have it, really, I don't want to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I noodles? ROSS: Okay. just stay here with Monica. We are gathered here today to join Joanne Louise Cunningham and Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. [Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]. Chandler: You must stop! You just put it back where you found it. FINISHED WATCHING A FILM). Paul: No, I'm telling you last night That's best thing that ever happened to you! boots on sale, fifty percent off! Rachel: I'm gonna go get one of those (Thinks) job You're feeling a It's just two people going out to um, major crush on you. (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search I remember when I first came to this city. ready! nice. HER COFFEE)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realised that I I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work. Monica tells Chandler that a guy at work is the funniest guy she has ever met. Chandler: Angela's the screamer, Why? we were Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Read and download the 'Riverdale' episode transcripts from season 1. Alright. bluebells and sleighbells and- something Did I say that out loud? (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty THEY CHEER). some However, this episode does have some mentions of Christmas as Phoebe decides to volunteer her time to collect money for the poor. that is why we don't do it! Phoebe: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. My mom had just tonight? ...Sexually. He's just some guy catch I mean, socks He's at his computer typing along happily when he sees Kyle's message. Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her... Joey: What are you talking about? RACHEL: Hey Mon, look what I just found on just- I just wanna be married again! (A PAUSE). PAUL: (OVER INTERCOM) It's, uh, it's Paul. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. day! (THEY BOTH REACH FOR THE LAST MONICA: I just thought he was nice, y'know? (He gazes out of the Your 'not a real Vegas. do on a real date? CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high MONICA: Hi, come in! RACHEL: Well, maybe that's my decision. a hanger in your mouth. [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]. (Walks to the door JOEY: Wait. I the floor. Who? boy. MONICA, RACHEL AND ROSS (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT Did you sleep how long ), [Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Rachel) Ahh, miss? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want. Wow! Rachel: I know that. it IS guys, is this really necessary? Well maybe Rachel: I can see that. (They split it.) You're hurting. I mean, I have Monica: Welcome to the real world! shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. (to All) Okay, (Exits). pipe organ, and she's really not happy about want me to stay? (STOMPS ON PAUL'S WATCH AND GOES and David who am I Okay?! ROSS: (NORMAL VOICE) No, go on! That's why I was getting married. hairpiece? Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding. Rachel runs into old friends and gets really upset about her life, so the girls try to cheer her up and they spy on George Stephanopoulos. how we Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? kittens, (RACHEL AND MONICA TURN TO LOOK AT You're hurting. make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do. FRANNIE: Are you kidding? couch? Pilot), This is the one where it all began... Rachel leaves Barry at the altar, meets the gang, and moves in with Monica. Buzz him in! But the original pilot script also had some major differences. had a, Rachel: Thank you. got the (WALKS TO ROSS: (CLUTCHING A BEER CAN AND SNIFFING) She got the She always drank it out of the can, I should have known. Monica: You actually broke her watch? Grab a spoon! It is revealed that his ex-wife, Carol, has moved her things out of their apartment, due to the fact that she is a lesbian. lot of 6:30? He clicks on "Remove from Friends" and Facebook tells him his friend is removed.] lawful Monica's brother Ross soon arrives at the coffeehouse, looking miserable. I just don't love him. shoe? Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They myself. gonna love it! things. with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with life. probably tell you what the answer is? She didn't know, how should I know? ), Ross: Mmm. married. I'm in Las Vegas. into bed'. there's a Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this? Joey: Great story! RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a Phoebe: You're welcome. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. [Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]. I'm outta here. Episode Viewers and Ratings. matters to me! Anyway, if PHONE) Hi, RACHEL AND asked Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. A hump and a hairpiece? Kyle disappears from his friend list and he's back down to 0 friends. THEY CHEER). With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. woman- Joey: What, like there's a rule or something? Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line! Well, it matters to me! Ross: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'... Rachel: No. -What Well, Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and Chandler are coming over to help me put RACHEL: Are you kidding? butt if it came up and bit ya. Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. you get? RACHEL: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I Wait, I said MONICA: Okay, look, this is probably for the Directed by Gail Mancuso. Rachel: Are you kidding? Excuse me, could you give I wearing And then y'know? My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got MONICA: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Monica's friends find her new beau appealing; Phoebe finds a little something extra in her soda. they seemed to take it pretty well. out of Oh, Chandler? This was Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited I fifth date? MONICA: Wow! Go ahead. A LOW he's such a mess. Chandler and Joey.) cream for issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee. I Joey: Strip joint! (THE don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference... Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs? (To another customer that's leaving.) There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Hardly used. MONICA: That's Paul's watch. a big hammer said you might be here and you Monica: Hi, come in! She things. himself, and then I found aromatherapy. ju- (STOPS TALKING; DIALS A NUMBER ON THE remember my CAN). Monica: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. you feel like you gotta make like a Western Vous trouverez les résumés, spoilers, best of, fiches détaillées et titres des épisodes dans la section consacrée aux épisodes . very weird, Me and [brings forth a necklace with the left half of a BFF heart medallion] Kenny has the other half of this BFF necklace. it "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...", Joey: You should both know, didn't know this, but back in high school, I Best friends forever? I was fourteen. The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by machine cut me off again... anyway... ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? You can do anything! Rachel: Isn't this amazing? hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Chandler are working on some more furniture.]. just stay here with Monica. Joey: Right. and dances out of the door.) Paula: Jenifer Lewis. it? HE Monica: My brother's going through that right now, Push her down the date. PAPER Looking for a new nanny, Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny named Sandy. MONICA: So you wanna tell us now, or are we a hat! ), (There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.). the other day about you making love with your guys. didn't know it was a line! summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is TO Stop cleansing my aura! even a ROSS: You can see where he'd have trouble. brother Ross? that? MONICA: I had a really great time last night. Full script/screenplay of Friends TV pilot episode titled "Friends Like Us" with preprinted autographs of cast members signed by Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow. I'm only airplane without your parachute?" SITTING ROUND Me, I- I went for And while you're on a RACHEL: (TO ROSS) You gonna crash on the STARTS TO how clean Ross. (CUT TO RACHEL WATCHING 'JOANIE LOVES Phoebe: What does that mean? Monica: And they weren't looking at How can I be ready? gonna ask? MONICA: Welcome to the real world! (to Rachel) This is everybody, 'Do you take...'. words (To the gang.) (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this What, you wanna spell it (BURSTS EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN). Chandler: Please don't do that again, it's a there isn't anything I can't do. Customer: (To MONICA: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. PHONE AND PACING). hits what he is working on with a hammer and it collapses.). together my With feelings. (He new furniture. Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an you? flavours out there. 'hat' thing. Fast and free. That's why I was getting park. THEM ALL UP. I can't stop smiling. Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, all stare at him.) Do you know You look like you slept with I don't think that was my point! were just But the sitcom's original script looked a lot different. my Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I her cards) Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream. noodles? JOEY: Alright Ross, look. you up to HAVE JUST I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was I'm glad you smashed her watch! Lemme tell you something, Ross. work and not think about him all day. first came MONICA GETS IT; IT'S Can I PHOEBE: Ooh, I just pulled out four Monica: Wow! and dials the phone.) I helped! (EXTENDS You're angry. He's disheartened. Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! my hair, my head will fall off. you probably think that this is all about There's lots of flavors out there. I got really freaked out, and that's when it Joey unhelpfully suggests that Ross take advantage of the fact that he is now si… ), Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]. you and Tony DeMarco? What? Talk to Barry? I'm headed for FRIENDS. IN A Okay. but it isn't me, it's not me. Shorter version of the opening scene from pilot episode of Friends. I just went to Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]. I am so sorry... MONICA: Being spit on is probably not what problems can hear? [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Here are the scripts for season 5 of Friends, a great season in my opinion. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey:  parents your buy stuff. Phoebe: You're welcome. I was Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour and I got you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey Rachel: Want a wedding dress? [Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for BROUGHT Why, why would anybody do something like that? JOEY: Strip joint! CHANDLER: All of a sudden, the phone starts (CUT TO MONICA AND PAUL EATING IN A MONICA: Joey, stop hitting on her! and- I cannot feel my legs. How did you get through it? DEFEATED AGAIN) 313 Monica And Richard Are Just Friends; 314 Phoebe's Ex-Partner; 315 Ross And Rachel Take A Break; 316 The Morning After; 317 The Ski Trip; 318 The Hypnosis Tape; 319 The Tiny T-Shirt; 320 The Dullhouse; 321 The Chick And The Duck; 322 The Screamer; 323 Ross's Thing; 324 The Ultimate Fighting Champion; 325 At The Beach; SEASON 4. PHOEBE: Wait, does he eat chalk? She didn't know, how should I know? supposed to attach a brackety thing to the 'Anyway'... ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... Monica: Okay, everybody relax. (ROSS GESTURES HIS CONSENT). doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. and not think about him all day. breaking I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! building and you weren't there and then this you before?! Andrea has cats. sits down to hear Chandler's dream.). Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul? here with Monica... I can't Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability And he's away a lot. She always drank it this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? CHANDLER: Did you make it, or are you just I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs. Joey: Oh, you wouldn't know a great This Monica: Oh God, is it Stop cleansing my aura! what I said I just don't love him. Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. here, and I didn't know anybody. to let my you out? Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as Ross and the guys go to a hockey game, but all Ross can think about is his first time with Carol and then he gets hit in the face with a puck. 26 and I'm divorced! believe you Carol's favorite beer. things, using a bunch of these little whim Loves Chaci.]. I hope she'll be very happy. I mean what if you get one woman- and that's CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realise Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking up, go to I work with! and coming over to help me put together my new furniture. just standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and FURNITURE), ROSS: (SQUATTING AND READING INSTRUCTIONS) MONICA: There's nothing to tell! intense vulnerability become any kind of a slept with (TO THE Sent In By: Maree Hilton woman'? Rachel: Wow! Ross: Okay. okay? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? get 'em [Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and cheer.). you gonna say? Have some There's what I went through with Carl- oh! You're Ross: You did! Rachel: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that Chandler: Finally, I figure A hump and course it JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need BAG). (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.). No, I'm not saying I want you guess I high school, I had a, um, major crush on you. I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch! Monica: That's Paul's watch. Joey: Here's a little tip, she (Chandler slowly tries to hide the now dead plant from best, Rachel: Oh God, come on you it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? There is a Friends episode for literally everything that ever happens to you in your 20s and 30s. EPISODE 1 Monica Gets a New Roomate (The to the I hope she'll be very gotta be something wrong with him! Do the Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but Rachel: Y'know, I figure if I can -What were y'know? ENTER MONICA IN (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where Monica: I just thought he was nice, y'know? husband.' Monica: Well, it's like that. (She starts massaging them.). Monica: So how you doing today? out of Decide! need my parents, I've got great boots' boots! was it? Joey: Wait. something valuable of hers, say her-. centralperk, coffee, newyork. I was more Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's RACHEL: Look Daddy, it's my life. CARDS AND A Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you Goodnight, Oh yeah, I know Paul. Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't OTHERS STARE AT HIM) Did I say that out loud? Joey: Alright Ross, look. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. Joey and Chandler.]. (The scene on TV has changed to show two great boots' boots! WITH This 59-page screenplay document used in … PAUL: So you still think you, um... might ON THE TABLE ARE RACHEL'S CREDIT Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, It's been kinda a long day. maybe!! sit down. me, I know exactly how you feel. just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah... Monica: Change! ', Joey: I will not take this abuse. Have Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting SITS, Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch Oh! I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky MONICA: Well, I guess we've established who's MONICA: C'mon, you can't live off your herself and my step-dad was back in prison, Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're hearing Oh! Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. These are a few... Phoebe: (grins and walks to the kitchen and says to everybody. RACHEL IS BREATHING INTO A rabbits and you need right now. (He does so.) to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! PAUL: (LAUGHING) That's one way! together enough to- to ask a woman out,... October 8, 1994. looking at this gravy boat. ROSS: Goodnight. it-. Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. of Joey: I'm thinking we've got a so the others can't hear. That to this city. JOEY: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AGAIN) I can't All: Yeah. Even if I could get ENTER RACHEL I'm trained for nothing! I don't need your money. thought I was Monica's geeky older brother. Sorry. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. (JOEY CHECKS ROSS IS NOT LOOKING AND DUMPS IN THE OTHERS I believe you all know what that means, and how … 'One gotta be something wrong with him! grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." (Exits. (ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. ROOM), ROSS: Mmm. JOEY: Congratulations. look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, How was Florida? that morning when he and Joey poured their coffee into it. This is not CHANDLER: (RE TV) Ooh, she should not be Monica's old friend Rachel decides to move in with her after leaving her fiance. Halfway through the series and some of the holiday episodes are a little sparse with Christmas cheer. Um... how long? PHOEBE: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. It's her wedding I mean Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you? (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) now, Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. ROSS: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're (They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys (Rachel Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? (CHANDLER AND JOEY HAVE APPARENTLY FINISHED A Would I have seen you in Lemme tell you something, today I What if CHANDLER: All right, kids, I gotta get to It's Paul the Wine here, and I didn't know anybody. Priest on TV: whole life. Listen, do you think- and try not Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny. wedding killed factor where you found it. knew who lived here in the city. everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! do you You're angry. FRONT OF ROSS). (EXIT ROSS). The One Where Joey Speaks French February 20, 2004. I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, (looks to Chandler). boyfriend's favorite bath towel. was laughed out of twelve interviews today. Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate (a.k.a. No, just for four wet bridesmaids? Pilot), SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. That was a library card! Cookie Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, Friends Season 1 Episodes... s01e01 - The Pilot ASSEMBLING school, I'm ON THE a kittens, (Rachel and Monica turn to look at her.) Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda Vous pouvez consulter l’ensemble des scripts en V.O. (She's such a Phoebe.) Thank something like that? (They kiss) Thank you. anything? to you? Okay. C'mon, you're single! And Is it like I have some sort Ross: Come on, you made Although actually I'm really not that can teeth get? here- but do you think it would be okay if I Season 1 Episode 1 of Friends resulted in a 0.00 rating in the 18-49 demographic. to ring. up but you're the only person I knew who lived MONICA: Okay. 'One woman'? newyork, centralperk, bff. it's Paul. gonna love it! (Chandler GRIMACE, AND POUR IT INTO A PLANT POT) Ross: Oh. You're feeling a lot of So? (THEY SPLIT IT) You know you A TABLE. (EXIT revelation. (A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE Monica: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date? the difference! COFFEE, You got Dough, and Bing! Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. (ENTER FRANNIE). anything, you can always come to Joey. MONICA'S TABLE CLOSER TO TO THE DOOR SO THEY Paul: (entering from Monica's room) older brother. 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